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- Crovax1234 (private): Oh man, did I ask you my latest retarded question yet?
- private to Crovax1234: Dunno! Was that it?
- Crovax1234 (private): If you had a device that turned metal into its weight in angry bees and you used it on Wolverine, what would happen?
- private to Crovax1234: oh man. Assuming his healing factor still worked?
- private to Crovax1234: That'd be crazy fucked up
- private to Crovax1234: that would totally suck to be him
- Crovax1234 (private): I want to see this, now.
- Crovax1234 (private): He'd be, like, this crazy bloated mass of rage and bees.
- private to Crovax1234: He would be just like a regenerating skin sack full of angry bees! Horrible!
- private to Crovax1234: Like a hairy leather bee-filled garbage bag
- Crovax1234 (private): And he'd be trying to rage in one direction, while the bees tried to rage in another direction.
- Crovax1234 (private): I think it'd be incredible.
- Crovax1234 (private): Instead of claws, he'd have BEES.
- Crovax1234 (private): Well, bone claws covered in bees.
- private to Crovax1234: Oh, is his skeleton just adamantium-covered bone? I thought it was solid adamantium. That's different.
- Crovax1234 (private): His skeleton is covered in like... 800 pounds of adamantium.
- Crovax1234 (private): That's a LOT OF BEES.
- private to Crovax1234: jeez
- Crovax1234 (private): Just a flesh-sack of bees.
- Crovax1234 (private): But that'd be even worse if it was just pure adamantium.
- private to Crovax1234: seriously, he'd be bee-blob. Like a leather bee backpack.
- private to Crovax1234: in order to use them as a weapon, someone would have to cut a hole in him and let some out.
- Crovax1234 (private): Would he rely on the bees for movement?
- private to Crovax1234: oh weird! Maybe!
- Crovax1234 (private): Oh man. Since his healing factor lets him recover his bones and whatnot...
- Crovax1234 (private): Would he just be this constantly expanding mass of bees?
- Crovax1234 (private): Would he eventually pop and start over again?
- private to Crovax1234: well, if the bee curse works on metal AND bone, and it a continually regenerating effect... Sure, why not!
- private to Crovax1234: His healing factor would try and repair breaks, though
- private to Crovax1234: So he'd probably inflate pretty big
- Crovax1234 (private): This would probably be hilarious and horrible to see at the same time.
- private to Crovax1234: Like all the best things in the universe.
- Crovax1234 (private): But of course you can't laugh at Wolverine, because if he ever sees it and recovers, he's going to kill your face in.
- Crovax1234 (private): But I'm sure the looks on his face would be PRICELESS.
- private to Crovax1234: It would be a rough recovery. They'll have to open him up and shake out all the dead bees.
- private to Crovax1234: and do it real fast before he heals up.
- private to Crovax1234: Man. Someone needs to draw this comic.
- Crovax1234 (private): Seriously. I would pay good money.
- Crovax1234 (private): We should hire someone on the KoL boards.
- private to Crovax1234: maybe if I post this on my blog, someone will see it and do something about it.
- Crovax1234 (private): This sounds like a plan.
- private to Crovax1234: done!
- Crovax1234 (private): Oh god, I'm picturing the dialog now.
- private to Crovax1234: It would probably mainly be "RRRRGGGGHHH!! NNNRRRGGGAAAAHHHH!!"
- private to Crovax1234: (buzz! buzz!)
- Crovax1234 (private): Hahahaha. Would he learn to make the bees talk for him?
- Crovax1234 (private): That'd make him even more terrifying.
- Crovax1234 (private): I mean, imagine Wolverine subjugating INFINITE BEES to his will.
- private to Crovax1234: I think it's more likely that the bees would subjugate him. They would wear him like a fancy halloween costume
- Crovax1234 (private): I don't know. I think he could regenerate his bones in a way to direct the bees in the direction he wants them to move, even if that bone then becomes bees itself.
- private to Crovax1234: Hmm! Like maybe he leans over to one side, so more bees are created over there, thus providing some thrust...
- Crovax1234 (private): I think he'd eventually adapt.
- Crovax1234 (private): So, he'd basically turn into a mech piloted by bees.
- private to Crovax1234: I think I agree.
- private to Crovax1234: Man, that would be a force to be reckoned with.
- Crovax1234 (private): I'm kinda giggling just imagining it.
- Crovax1234 (private): "YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE HOW MUCH THIS HURTSSSSSS"
- private to Crovax1234: He would have to let some of the bees out pretty regularly, or he'd be less mech and more blimp.
- Crovax1234 (private): Well, he could probably cut off one of his hands every once in a while.
- private to Crovax1234: Yeah.
- Crovax1234 (private): Or he could just save the bees up until an epic fight, and use BEE-SPLOSION.
- private to Crovax1234: Cuts off a hand and punches himself in the stomach, and he's got like a water-cannon. Except blood and bees.
- Crovax1234 (private): That would honestly be the most demoralizing attack ever.
- private to Crovax1234: Most villains could not handle that.
- private to Crovax1234: Magneto would just be all "Okay, what? No. No, I don't think so."
