Minimum Safe Distance

Think before you speak.

• [clan] Crovax1234: The new Batman game. It's fucking AMAZING.
• [clan] Crovax1234: And they got all the voice actors from the GOOD Batman series to voice all the characters. Like Mark Hamill for the Joker
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Oh awesome!
• [clan] Riff: oooh, and it's a PS3 one as well
• [clan] Riff: maybe I should dl the demo
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Didja one-click it yet?
• [clan] Riff: nope
• [clan] lycrashampoo: download the demo? you're getting soft
• [clan] lycrashampoo: MONK
• [clan] Riff: hahahahaha aww man don't call me a monk that's not right dude
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Hope you have fun mending your robe like a fucking friar.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Friar.
• [clan] Riff: ;_;
• [clan] Riff: You sure are a member of a religious order who lives a communal life in a monastery, abbey, or priory under a monastic rule of life (such as the Rule of St. Benedict), aren't you, you fuckin monk?
• [clan] lycrashampoo: dude, that's cold.
• [clan] Riff: I'm just calling it like I see it
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Why dontcha just go off and practice your religious asceticism, living either alone or with any number of like-minded people, whilst always maintaining some degree of physical separation?
• [clan] Riff: oh snap
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Ya fucking MONK
• [clan] Riff: pfft whatever go say some fuckin Hail Marys or something whydoncha. Friar.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: You some kinda celibate dedicated to God or something? That why you don't wanna fight me?
• [clan] Riff: or alternately, perform some zazen meditation. I don't know what kind of monk you are, coz I'm not a friggin holy monk like you are.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: I bet there's rules for four kinds of you defined by Benedict of Nursia, I just bet there are.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Oh, whatever, you goddamn anchorite.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: THAT'S RIGHT I SAID IT
• [clan] Riff: You're such a freakin monk, I bet you have been traditionally and stereotypically linked with the practice of the Chinese martial arts or Kung fu. Why don't you just admit it.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: You look like John the Baptist in those pants.
• [clan] Riff: oh yeah, well you look like fuckin Friar Tuck in ...that... quarterstaff.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: Go eat some simple food in silence, cenobite.
• [clan] Crovax1234: What the fuck is going on here.
• [clan] Riff: Jenni and I figured out a new group of people to marginalize for the purpose of insults, instead of gays.
• [clan] lycrashampoo: This goddamn ascetic is calling me a monk. I ain't no monk.
• [clan] Riff: You callin' me an ascetic, you friggin beer-brewing gyrovague?