Smells: pink lemonade.
Tastes: Almost nothing at all. I’ve tasted it several times, and each time the impression I come back with is “…”. There’s a vague allusion to the possibility of lemon flavor… maybe? And it’s a little sweeter than plain water. It’s certainly fizzy, I’ll give it that. And it’s certainly covered with “hilarious” communist puns — I counted a full dozen, including one under the cap and one printed onto the bottle with the dot-matrix lettering that’s generally used for an expiration date. It’s not worth my time to reprint any of them, though.
Summary: a novelty soda that’s not worth buying if you intend to actually drink it. This is for your knickknack shelf, not your mouth.